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• Open Question: Atheists: What exactly are your objectives?

  You know for certain that by denying my existence, you are doomed to experience hellfire and brimstone. Why don't you side with me instead? I can bring you happiness and bliss. Kneel down and accept my rod of love then all shall be forgiven. I am the Son of God, bow down and rejoice. Strangely, this question defaulted to the LGBT section. Such blasphemy.

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• Open Question: Atheists and H***sexuals: Do you find your life fun and fullfilling?

  You won't find happiness if you don't worship me, for I am bliss incarnate. Repent now and be saved, otherwise oblivion awaits. I am the Son of God, kneel down and praise my name.

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• Open Question: Rate the writing? Flaws and all that?

  Hn, this in an old story of mine I dug up, so I thought maybe I can get a few pointers on it. Be as harsh as you care to be. I have an urge to ask many of these on pieces of mine now. DX ----- It all started on a dark and stormy night. The wind tore at the forest, uprooting them with claws of anger. Leaves pounded by the wind whipped around, along with other bits of forest debris. The sky was ripped apart by storm clouds, pouring bullet-hard rain on the ruined area. The cries of dying animals formed a broken chorus of blood. Nah, just kidding. This isn't what happened at all. But I fooled you, didn't I? The REAL story actually began on a bright morning, with the birds chirping their songs, and the sun shedding rays of light on the scene. Perfectly innocent, no? But, you know, the most horrible things always start on the happiest of days, lurking in the cheerful Sun's shadow... Ah yes, introductions. I forgot. My name is Diala Glypin, and I'm what you would call an average person. Excluding the fact that my parents abandoned me at a young age- I don't have the faintest memories of them. But it just makes the truth easier to take. Besides that, there's nothing special about me. The one thing I live for is laughter- a speck of light in the darkness. Laughter causes all those twisted things to flee for a short while that is filled with bliss. This particular day, I was perched on a tree, cloud-watching. Not very interesting for many people, but I happen to love it. The clouds were all fluffy and soft-looking today, I noted. I grinned, my dark, oval eyes lighting up. These days always were joyful. The bell rang the tone for first period, and the school transformed into a sea of students rushing to their classes. Scampering from the tree, I blended in with the herd. Sighing, I plopped down into my seat. Our Science teacher, Mrs. Ched, had yet to arrive. But when she did, it was obvious something was wrong. Her normally calm face was set in stone, her eyes tinted with red. Had she been... crying? Soon after her, a policewomen glided into the classroom. All of our attention was riveted on her, and, more importantly, her hands. She was clutching the standard handcuffs police used on criminals. Why ever would she need that? A special lesson? I began to notice that while the rest of the people were still staring in shock at the women, our teacher's eyes seemed to linger on me. Finally, after a pause, she spoke, her voice smooth, not at all matching her jagged words. "Diala Glypin, you are arrested. For the murder of Angeline Ched's husband." --- Hnn, not really my usual writing style. But oh well.

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• Open Question: Husbands Commander what are the chances?

  Hi my husband is a sgt in the army active duty we are currently stationed at fort sill, oklahoma. My husband and i have been here for over two years and he called branch to see if he could get stationed somewhere else. My husband is an 88m truck driver. the lady at branch told him his unit here at sill in understrength ed. But my husband hasn't deployed in five years and he wants to deploy but his unit here is non deployable. She said she would put a request in for his commander to sign to lift the fence which if he did we would be going to fort hood or fort bliss. What are the chances hes commander will lift his fence? Also what is fort hood like ? My husband wants to deploy again because the unit he is in now doesn't deploy and he feels like he could be doing more important things over there. Please serious answers. P.S his ETS Date is march 2013 and he is planing to make a career of this.

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• Open Question: Doesn't John 3:16 totally go against the concept of eternal "hell"?

  "...that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." Wouldn't that infer that whoever does not "believeth", will perish and not have everlasting life, whether of bliss or of torment?

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